Ya Dig?

One of our more favorite local weeklies, the Weekly Dig, reserves a special space in their Letters to the Editor section for "anonymous gripes and grouses". We found this week's especially familiar.

And not ones to ever be shy about carrying around necessary objects, we also thought this tampon stun gun was a particularly fun find this week (if you can make fighting street harassment enjoyable, that is). We might be offended by the floral scent and pink packaging if we didn't find it so comically appropriate. We'd be lying if we said that our trusty cotton keeping us safe from the "central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation" that these little prongs deliver didn't make us smile, and particularly nice is the disclaimer that one "need not be female or menstruating to use effectively". Hollific indeed.